Volume 36, Issue 6    ( WEB EDITION)          P.O. Box 549  Weed, CA  96094-0549          June 16, 2010

A joint meeting of the Club and Foundation '09-'10 and '10-'11 boards was held at the Weed Boulevard Subway on June 15.  Major points of discussion were:
1.  The new District Governor's visit on July  29 will include a 9:30 initial meeting with the President, past-president and secretary; followed by a 10:30 meeting with the entire board.  These two meetings will be held in Mike Solano's conference room at Weed Building Supply, prior to our normal Dos Amigos Lunch Meeting.
2.  We are investigating the selling of Vaune Dillman's micro brews at our future bar events in addition to the usual selections.  Vaune has been a repeat contributor to our past events.
3.  A request to help support the costs of a reception for Dunsmuir Rotary's 'Reach the Peak' event was declined, since it overlaps our Carnevale activities.
4.  Carnevale runs from July 15 through 18.  Todd Schoffstoll is coordinating the shift assignments, and if you want to secure the shift of your choice, (rather than his) see Todd as soon as possible.
5.  Our Golf Tournament will be on September 18, and Josie is working on early coordination and planning.  Lining up a good number of teams and hole sponsors is critical to our success in this event.
6.  Approved a leave of absence for Ralph Rhonda.

A Guy Walks into a Bar with a Dog

A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar, and announces that the dog can talk and that he's willing to bet $100 with anyone who says he can't.
The bartender quickly takes the bet. The owner looks at the dog and asks, "What's the thing on top of this building that keeps the rain from coming inside?" The dog answers, "Roof."
The bartender says, "Who are you kidding? I'm not paying." The dogs owner says, "How about double or nothing, and I'll ask him something else."
The bartender agrees. The owner turns to the dog and asks, "Who was the greatest ballplayer of all time?" The dog answers with a muffled "Ruth."
With that the bartender picks them both up and throws them out the door. As they bounce on the sidewalk, the dog looks at his owner and says, "DiMaggio?"